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Darrell Ankarlo, former host of “Ankarlo Mornings” on 92.3 FM KTAR, has won numerous talk-radio awards. He’s done music radio, appeared on Emmy award-winning TV programs, worked with many notable celebrities and spearheaded community initiatives by mobilizing his large base of loyal listeners. He’s flown an F-16 fighter jet, attended a Slipknot concert, married, raised four kids, crossed the southern border to prove a point, written books, raised millions of dollars, inspired hundreds of thousands, and pissed off just as many.

Today, he would just like to write a letter. Drive. Walk. Wake up without a pounding headache.

As his listeners came to know, Ankarlo suffered a traumatic brain injury in an automobile accident on April 8, 2009. In retrospect he says that ironically, it was his decision to embrace more of life’s opportunities that eventually led to the freak accident that would ultimately derail the life and career of the popular conservative radio jock.

“I’d seen the Jim Carrey movie Yes Man, and I nudged my wife, and I said, ‘That’s me,’” he said. Ankarlo said his celebrity status had caused him to trust people only reluctantly, and to decline most offers and invitations as a matter of course.Read Full Story...


It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona. In Maricopa County, no more than six girls may live in a single house. Cars may not be driven in reverse in Glendale. In Mohave County, anyone caught stealing a bar of soap must wash themselves with it until it is all used up. And throughout the state, donkeys are not permitted to sleep in bathtubs. If you’ve spent considerable time on the Internet, chances are you’ve read a few of these so-called “dumb laws” — improbable and out-of-date bits of legislation that somehow remain on the books. Every state has its share: In Ohio, it is supposedly illegal to hunt for whales on a Sunday. In Massachusetts, it is said that a man must first obtain a license before wearing a goatee.

Many of these loony laws are the stuff of urban legend and inherited folk tales. As in the old childhood “telephone game,” where a sentence whispered into someone’s ear gets passed along repeatedly until the final version bears comically little in common with the original, some of these laws actually have roots in truth, but have become wildly exaggerated and altered over time — an effect multiplied now along the information superhighway. Once-legitimate ordinances transmogrify into stranger-than-fiction shtick for stand-up comics and a reliable source of absurdist humor for lazy bloggers. Indeed, at least one site on the Web (nonsense.sourceforge.net) offers randomly generated dumb laws that are often reposted as factual — to the amusement of the algorithm’s creators.Read Full Story...

 
Featured Articles From Past Issues
 

Fatal Exposure - August 2010
The Twitter Addiction - August 2010
Not Just Desserts- July 2010
No Man Left Behind- July 2010
Drive Thru Guru - June 2010
New Leash on Life - June 2010
Brace For Impact - May 2010
Don't Stop Relievin' - May 2010
Jailed Love - April 2010
Arizona's Meteorite Men - April 2010
Vanished - March 2010
Speed's Little Leaguers - March 2010
A Cabbie's Calling - February 2010
Tips From Some of the Valley's Mr. Nice Guys - February 2010
Still Standing - January 2010
Planet Wave - January 2010



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